Saturday, January 15, 2011

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Planning To Drive To Do Something Gay - Yahoo! News

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Planning To Drive To Do Something Gay - Yahoo! News
Creators Syndicate – VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) — Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today's broadcast of his "700 Club" program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay."

__Explaining his theory, Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."__ Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."

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